- n. movie about a namesake ship which (sigh) sank
Watched 'Poseidon' yesterday. Even the god of the sea could not save the movie from sinking.
Let me summarise the movie -
" A ship sinks. Some people survive."That's it. I just saved u a chhota gandhi and couple of hours of pain. So, what are you doing reading this stupid blog? Go spend it on something better.
For those who have nothing better to do, read on -
Hmm, the movie is about a ship named poseidon (yes, I've already said that. But, hell, its all there is to it). Okay, so this ship is huge and by huge I mean really huge. yes, much much bigger than Rakhi Sawant's 'you know what'. So, this ship is in the sea with all these passengers, doing what big ships do.
It's new year time. Item number by Fergi (Black Eyed Peas). Everyones happy dancing. The moment you see all this hoopla, you know somethings gotta give, this baby's gonna sink and you know how.
Enter a big wall of water. Bam! ship starts sinking. And with that, the movie. Some people try to escape. Some don't make it, some do. As usual as soon as these 6 ppl leave the ship, it drowns. Phew! just in the nick of time.
The movie is as engaging and thrilling as watching your grandma knit (yeah, some ppl may find watching their grandma knit entertaining. I would recommend them the movie).
All said, if you have some money spare in your pocket and don't know how to spend it - courier it to me. I'll be more than happy to invest it in a malty beverage made by fermenting cereal.
Bottom-line:
Titaninc # 1047 other rescue drama movies = Poseidon
# - hash
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